My name is Pils

My name is Pils. I used to live in another house but the girl didn't like me very much and said I was a Pill. I get to live here now and they sometimes call me Pilsner beer. I look like Guido but my fur is much prettier. I have shades of brown and black and white. I am mostly a Maine Coon too and I have the best fur. I can live outside under the deck if I want even in the winter. But the cat bed in the garage and even the chairs in the house are nice beds. I love these deck chairs for watching the world go by. I am getting kind of old and I broke a tooth a while ago but I can still hunt with the best of them. Guido ignores me and Mo is an annoying little kid who gets on my nerves