WTF MOM?

I found this baggie in moms lunch box. It smells like crackers. Sometimes she lets me and Pils eat crackers!

Mom says chocolate is bad for kitties. I found this bag in her backpack - SHE ATE THEM ALL! And I hauled it upstairs just to show that I could....

Mom thinks she is so funny for hiding my green string behind the fake dog. WTF?!