so...

Our "parents" or "owners" or those strange large cats that sometimes feed us and pet us decided that we were "moving" to a new house. The STUFFED us in cages and made us all ride together in the jeep. Then we had to spend TWO DAYS trapped in a small basement that was COLD and SO BORING. But Guido had us all convenced that there were MICE IN THE CEILING so it was kinda interesting. Then we moved into this place called "The Shitty Apartment". It is kind of FUN here tho. There are TALL TREES, a BIG FENCE to climb over and under and these creatures with fluffy tails. I heard that they are called Squirrels. But the weather is COLD and my paws get iced over when I go out side. Guido is being nice to me for once and he keeps touching my nose with his.