Our "parents" or "owners" or those strange large cats that sometimes feed us and pet us decided that we were "moving" to a new house. The STUFFED us in cages and made us all ride together in the jeep. Then we had to spend TWO DAYS trapped in a small basement that was COLD and SO BORING. But Guido had us all convenced that there were MICE IN THE CEILING so it was kinda interesting. Then we moved into this place called "The Shitty Apartment". It is kind of FUN here tho. There are TALL TREES, a BIG FENCE to climb over and under and these creatures with fluffy tails. I heard that they are called Squirrels. But the weather is COLD and my paws get iced over when I go out side. Guido is being nice to me for once and he keeps touching my nose with his.
so like, I caught this bird and brought in the house to show mom... and she said I had to take it outside so I dropped it to see if it would fly again ... and Guido came in and grabbed it... and took it outside and ... he ATE it! So, all I got were these feathers. WTF?! How annoying!
I am a tabby named Mojito. I live with my "brothers" Guido and Pils and two "owners". I call them mom and dad but I sorta think they are big stupid cats that don't under stand all the finer points of life. They provide my brothers and me with entertainment,food, and soft blankets... what more can a cat want?